At first I was afraid, I was petrified,

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side,

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong -

And I grew strong,

And I learned how to get along ...

And so you're back -

- from outer space ...

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock,

I should have made you leave your key,

If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me