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You’re welcome @Sheep.

Let me know who you are backing for the Derby, the Preakness and the Belmont; I want to get in on the action.

Yes, that one works.

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I never had any luck at betting or at the lottery.
Sadly, my super power only work with fonts.

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My father only ever bet on two horse races, both times on tips from colleagues at work.
The first time, “It’s a sure thing; the jockey is hiding a shocker in his palm.”
And sure thing, on the final stretch the jockey shocked the horse, which promptly threw the jockey, jumped the fence and went bounding across the infield.
The second time, “This time it’s for real, there’s this new drug…”
The gate opened, the horse took a mighty leap, had a massive heart attack, and fell dead on the turf.

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